"Guess who!"
"... Nobody I know."
"AAH! Oh geez, I'm sorry I'm sorry! I thought you were someone else."
"Yeah I kinda figured."
"Wow, sorry... I mean, you look just like my girlfriend from behind-"
"Could you let go of my boobs now?"
"Aa, yeah, yeah sorry... wow... um..."
"It's not that big a deal. Don't freak out about it."
"Really? You're not upset? Oh thank-"
"It helps that my bear mace is at, like, the very bottom of my purse."
"... what"
"And if I thought you were dangerous-"
"Wellwouldyoulookatthetime. Nicetomeetyougottago."
"... Jerk."
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