A list of story ideas

A society where shortness is preferable to tallness

Government conspiracy ultimately a cover for man's marriage proposal, gets rejected

Gay man tempted by succubus who learns the true meaning of friendship

Caveman invents masturbation, gets killed by tiger

Sometimes I hope you'd just choke and die. No, come back baby, you know I don't mean it. Well, okay, maybe I mean it a bit but- No no come back, come back. Sweetie, please.

Man named Doof McPain

You THREW a CAT at me

I threw my heart at her, and I broke it

"Where do you get your ideas?" "I don't 'get' ideas, I MAKE ideas!"

You think of these people who create as gods whose work is beyond reproach because their craft seems so intricate, so impenetrable. Then you find yourself two steps from that pedestal and you realize that they're just men and women like you, and they probably didn't have any idea how to start that story either.

A metaphor is like a simile versioned 2.0, and yes I realize how ironic using a simile there is.

I think the most ironic part of the song is how she clearly does not know what that means. Whether she did it on purpose or not is the line between genius and idiocy.

Zombie plan!

Revealing character through mundane, everyday actions
    "His fingers slowly groped the alarm clock, looking for that one button with the extra plastic niblet on it. He found it, pressed the sleep button, and slithered his arm back under the covers."

"There's so much to set up when you use a computer."
"Kind of like in a story; you need a bunch of exposition before you can do anything interesting."
"I guess that's true..."
Suddenly a car crashed through the window.

"Are you a licensed medical professional?"
"No!"
"Oh. Good luck, then!"