Stranger

I met someone strange recently. I think she was an alien, but then again I've been playing and thinking about Mass Effect so much that I'm not quite sure whether my head's really on straight.
Okay so, for starters, she's kinda weird. Like, really really weird. Now, normally with me that's something of a plus, but in this case, she's kind of far out there. She eats celery with peanut butter on it; I mean, who does that? And she's got this funny kind of accent... wait no, that's a character from the game. Or does she have an accent? Hm. I don't remember. That probably says something about where my head's at right now.
More than that, there's something in her eyes. I don't mean like green stuff between your teeth (yeah that's been bothering me for the past few minutes, sorry. Would you mind picking it out? I'D do it but something tells me that'd be awkward. Thanks. Little left... Okay, got it, fantastic), but more like a sparkle. Like staring at the sun, only you don't need sunglasses, except you DO, because her eyes are so intense it looks like she's staring at the back of your head and she can see right down to the dirty innermost thoughts you're having and you just want to scream but -
Crap, I think I'm in love. Or suffering from heatstroke but I haven't been outside in a week and right now it's freezing out there. So, love. With an alien. Or someone I think is an alien. Or someone who I had a dream about meeting or something, I don't know anymore.
No wait, I definitely met her because she's in my phone. And there's pictures on my desk. Oh, right, she IS an alien. Forgot that the whole eye thing was because there were three of them, each as big as my fist. I know I have small hands but still, that's pretty big. And apparently she's got this chitinous exoskeleton. Huh. Don't know how I missed that. Might've been busy thinking about Mass Effect...
Oh well. I care more about what's inside anyway.